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Posts Tagged ‘Smart’
What Dog Breed Is Meduim Hight ,smart And Short Haired That Doesnt Shed Much ?
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010Four Men Were Bragging About How Smart Their Dogs Are?
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an
Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the
fourth was a Government Worker.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog.
“T-Square, do your stuff.”
T- Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly
drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his dog could
do better.
He called his dog and said, “Slide Rule, do your stuff.”
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He
divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do better.
He called his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.”
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10
ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a
drop.
Everyone agreed that was good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, “What can your
dog do?”
The Government Worker called to his dog and said, “Coffee Break, do your
stuff.”
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured
his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
put in for Worker’s Compensation and went home on sick leave.
I Would Like A Smart Breed Of Dog, But Besides Border Collies, What Breeds Are There?
Friday, January 8th, 2010Just wondering thinking of getting one.
How To Stop A Smart Dog From Getting On The Couch.?
Thursday, September 24th, 2009I have a 3 year old German Shepherd and he wont stay off the couch. He only does it when everyone is gone. He is not allowed on ANY of our furniture, not even our bed, and never has been. He has two beds of his own and knows to goto them when told. Ive tried scolding him, sticky tape, mouse traps, piling pillows and spanking him. When I stand by the couch after he has been on it, he comes crawling over to me like he know what he did(ears tucked back and very low to the ground).The mouse traps work just great but he is smart enough to know when they aren’t there. The vet recommended clear double sided tape that he couldnt see but was still smart enough to avoid getting on it so I tried putting the tape on there without him being in the room and he still knows. I dont want to have to put stuff on the couch when I leave and I also do not want to crate him. Other than the couch thing he is a extremely obedient dog. Can someone please help me out with this because im about to lose my mind?